3.31.2007

Top 10 Horror of '06

I know everyone's dying to know my opinion of the top 10 Horror Movies of '06 as listed by Rotten Tomatoes . I am the Horror Genre Guru, after all. Seek and revere my professional opinion.



And here we go:

Top 10 Horror Movies of 2006


10. An American Haunting

9. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning

8. The Omen

7. Silent Hill

6. Saw III

5. Final Destination 3

4. The Hills Have Eyes

3. Hostel

2. Slither

1. The Descent




First of all: Fuck! These suck. Not all of the movies listed, no, but the order they are in, definitely. So here's the appropriate order (assuming I keep the movies on this list.)


10. Slither - this movie was absolutely horrible. It had some funny parts (notice I say "funny" and not "scary") but clearly does not deserve to be on this list at all.

9. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning - The best part of this movie was seeing it end.

8. The Descent - It had my vote until.. Well, it never really had my vote.

7. An American Haunting - If I recall correctly I didn't mind this movie at all, but the end left something to seriously be desired.

6. The Hills Have Eyes - I remember seeing it, but I don't remember much of it so it didn't have much of an impact.

5. The Omen - Pretty good movie, but doesn't rank above the next four. Absolutely not.

4. Final Destination - I loved all of the Final Destination movies and this one was probably my favorite, although it would be hard to choose.

3. Hostel - I hate this movie. Really, really, really hate it. So why did it make #3? Because as far as horror movies go, it was very good. I found it very distasteful and disturbing but it is well done, it is realistic and it is horrifying based on it's realism potential.

2. Saw III - Choosing between Silent Hill and Saw III for the number one spot was a challenge. The Saw movies are excellent. Every.Single.One. so far. This is one series I hope keeps going. For-ev-er.

1. Silent Hill - Cannot be topped. I've seen it probably at least 8 times, most likely more, and it never gets boring to me. I would love to see a second Silent Hill.

Sincerely,
Your Horror Guru

2.26.2007

Just a Post

I haven't posted here for ages - thought I would.

So consider this my post.

11.16.2006

ahem......

so where the hell is everyone?

10.31.2006

Happy Halloween

I hope everyone has a great halloween, and you all get lots of candy..

10.30.2006

Must watch Halloween movie

Are you all ready for this?

Hostel - sounds relatively benign doesn't it.... watch it... I still get the shivers when I think of it..

Horror movie scale 1 to 5 this has gotta be 6 stars...

10.24.2006

The new car



This one is not it, but it's what I am working out a deal on right now..(by me I mean hubby of course)

T-Roofs, Turbo (grunts here while drooling), white, tan leather interior, fancy rims, good stereo.... what can I say I'm in love.. ok guys I got one that looks almost exactly like the white one.... tan interior and lots of chrome on the outside..

10.17.2006

Granny's Hip Replacement Surgery

So now that I'm nicely recovered, I thought I would share with you all the new situation..

Granny is going for her hip replacement surgery tomorrow. She's over 70 and has osteoperosis so keep her in your thoughts, as I hear how she is I will update you all.