Top 10 Horror of '06

I know everyone's dying to know my opinion of the top 10 Horror Movies of '06 as listed by Rotten Tomatoes . I am the Horror Genre Guru, after all. Seek and revere my professional opinion. And here we go: Top 10 Horror Movies of 2006 10. An American Haunting 9. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning 8. The Omen 7. Silent Hill 6. Saw III 5. Final Destination 3 4. The Hills Have Eyes 3. Hostel 2. Slither 1. The Descent First of all: Fuck! These suck. Not all of the movies listed, no, but the order they are in, definitely. So here's the appropriate order (assuming I keep the movies on this list.) 10. Slither - this movie was absolutely horrible. It had some funny parts (notice I say "funny" and not "scary") but clearly does not deserve to be on this list at all. 9. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning - The best part of this movie was seeing it end. 8. The Descent - It had my vote until.. Well, it never really had my vote. 7. An American Haunting - If I recall correctly I didn't mind this movie at all, but the end left something to seriously be desired. 6. The Hills Have Eyes - I remember seeing it, but I don't remember much of it so it didn't have much of an impact. 5. The Omen - Pretty good movie, but doesn't rank above the next four. Absolutely not. 4. Final Destination - I loved all of the Final Destination movies and this one was probably my favorite, although it would be hard to choose. 3. Hostel - I hate this movie. Really, really, really hate it. So why did it make #3? Because as far as horror movies go, it was very good. I found it very distasteful and disturbing but it is well done, it is realistic and it is horrifying based on it's realism potential. 2. Saw III - Choosing between Silent Hill and Saw III for the number one spot was a challenge. The Saw movies are excellent. Every.Single.One. so far. This is one series I hope keeps going. For-ev-er. 1. Silent Hill - Cannot be topped. I've seen it probably at least 8 times, most likely more, and it never gets boring to me. I would love to see a second Silent Hill. Sincerely, Your Horror Guru

Just a Post

I haven't posted here for ages - thought I would. So consider this my post.

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so where the hell is everyone?

Religion

Eddie Izzard

Yes I like a transvestite comedian. Its been awhile and boy have I been busy, this is the first time in weeks that I am able to catch my breath and I come here with tranny crap. Well he's funny and this is some of his quotes. Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, "Raar-ra-ra-yum-yum-yum". And occasionally they stop and they go [gasps, starts, then pauses and looks around, wide-eyed] As if they're going, "Did I leave the gas on? [sudden happy realization] No! No, I'm a fucking squirrel!" [munching nuts] "Two languages in one brain? No one can live at that speed!" "Well, the Dutch speak four languages and smoke marijuana!" "Well … that's because they're cheating!" If women fall over wearing heels, that's embarrassing; but if a bloke falls over wearing heels, then you have to kill yourself! It's the end of your life, it's quite difficult We stole countries with the cunning use of flags. Just sail around the world and stick a flag in. "I claim India for Britain!" And they're going, "You can't claim us, we live here! Five hundred million of us!" "Do you have a flag? … No flag, no country!" After the war, there was this feeling of no empire no longer … "All right, come on, Europe, give these countries back. Britain?" "What?" "What's that behind your back?" "Oh, it's India and a number of other countries." "Give them back." "Oh, all right. This one goes here and that one there. Oh, we need the Falkland Islands … for strategic sheep purposes." "Hi! I'm Crazy Eddie! I put babies on spikes. Do you want a rack of babies? We've got babies on racks! Mmm, they taste of chicken!" They do! Babies taste of chicken! Cannibals say that human flesh tastes of chicken, so babies must taste of chicken. And chicken tastes of humans. Good, I'm glad you're coming with me on that They set off from Plymouth and landed in Plymouth. How lucky is that? "This is Plymouth? We've just come from Plymouth! We've gone round in a circle, guys, back on the boat." "Now I'm going to marry my first wife, then I'm going to divorce her. Now, I know what you're going to say, but stick with me, my story gets better! I'm going to marry my second wife, then I'm going to kill her! Cut her head off! Ah, you weren't expecting that, were you? Third wife, going to shoot her! Fourth wife, put her in a bag! Fifth wife, into outer space! Sixth wife on a Rotissomat! Seventh wife will be made out of jam …" So King Henry, who was played by Sean Connery for this picture, said: "Then I will start a new religion. The, uh … Psychotic Bastard Religion." And an aide said, "Why not call it Church of England, sire?" "Aye, Church of England – even though I am Scottish, myself." But no, at 13 you're just going, "'Ello Sue … I've got legs … D'ya like … bread? I've got a French loaf. [smack] Byeee! I love you!" (On puberty and lacking the verbal ability to chat up girls) Pears can just fuck off too. 'Cause they're gorgeous little beasts, but they're ripe for half an hour, and you're never there. They're like a rock or they're mush. In the supermarket, people banging in nails. "I'll just put these shelves up, mate, then you can have the pear." … So you think, "I'll take them home and they'll ripen up." But you put them in the bowl at home, and they sit there, going, "No! No! Don't ripen yet, don't ripen yet. Wait til he goes out the room! Ripen! Now now now!" Makeups just crazy anyways. Native Americans used to wear it, and it did alright for them... until uhh... well, until you killed them all." I am two lesbians in a man's body. Check out some of his stand up, fucking a mate

Happy Halloween

I hope everyone has a great halloween, and you all get lots of candy..

Must watch Halloween movie

Are you all ready for this? Hostel - sounds relatively benign doesn't it.... watch it... I still get the shivers when I think of it.. Horror movie scale 1 to 5 this has gotta be 6 stars...

The new car

This one is not it, but it's what I am working out a deal on right now..(by me I mean hubby of course) T-Roofs, Turbo (grunts here while drooling), white, tan leather interior, fancy rims, good stereo.... what can I say I'm in love.. ok guys I got one that looks almost exactly like the white one.... tan interior and lots of chrome on the outside..