Top 10 Horror of '06

I know everyone's dying to know my opinion of the top 10 Horror Movies of '06 as listed by Rotten Tomatoes . I am the Horror Genre Guru, after all. Seek and revere my professional opinion. And here we go: Top 10 Horror Movies of 2006 10. An American Haunting 9. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning 8. The Omen 7. Silent Hill 6. Saw III 5. Final Destination 3 4. The Hills Have Eyes 3. Hostel 2. Slither 1. The Descent First of all: Fuck! These suck. Not all of the movies listed, no, but the order they are in, definitely. So here's the appropriate order (assuming I keep the movies on this list.) 10. Slither - this movie was absolutely horrible. It had some funny parts (notice I say "funny" and not "scary") but clearly does not deserve to be on this list at all. 9. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning - The best part of this movie was seeing it end. 8. The Descent - It had my vote until.. Well, it never really had my vote. 7. An American Haunting - If I recall correctly I didn't mind this movie at all, but the end left something to seriously be desired. 6. The Hills Have Eyes - I remember seeing it, but I don't remember much of it so it didn't have much of an impact. 5. The Omen - Pretty good movie, but doesn't rank above the next four. Absolutely not. 4. Final Destination - I loved all of the Final Destination movies and this one was probably my favorite, although it would be hard to choose. 3. Hostel - I hate this movie. Really, really, really hate it. So why did it make #3? Because as far as horror movies go, it was very good. I found it very distasteful and disturbing but it is well done, it is realistic and it is horrifying based on it's realism potential. 2. Saw III - Choosing between Silent Hill and Saw III for the number one spot was a challenge. The Saw movies are excellent. Every.Single.One. so far. This is one series I hope keeps going. For-ev-er. 1. Silent Hill - Cannot be topped. I've seen it probably at least 8 times, most likely more, and it never gets boring to me. I would love to see a second Silent Hill. Sincerely, Your Horror Guru